NEVER GET PIT STAINS AGAIN!
To ensure that your Nervous Sweat and Pit Stains don’t interfere with your interview, public speaking, or big date we created DryGuyTee™. Not only are our undershirts made of the highest quality materials for comfort and durability, they are engineered to stop Pit Stains from ever reaching your dress shirt, Guaranteed!
You probably tried:
- Extra strong or “Clinical” antiperspirant, but who are they kidding, those don’t work.
- Cotton undershirts, but they just soak through.
- Wicking workout shirts, but they just pull the sweat off your body and soak your dress shirt even faster.
- Sticky sweat pads but they don’t stay in place and can’t keep you dry all day.
- Chemically treated shirts which repel water, but they don’t breath and make you sweat even more. And to add insult to injury, the chemicals wash off so the shirts don’t last.
CONFIDENCE
Whether at Toastmasters or any public speaking, like an interview, Confidence is key to success. To help you manage your Nervous Sweat we’ve done the most rigorous testing of our shirts to ensure they keep your dress shirt dry, help eliminate odor, and last through dozens of washes. We take Pit Stains & Armpits serious so you don’t have to.
Give yourself the extra Confidence you deserve by arming yourself with a DryGuyTee™ and the knowledge that you will not have Pit Stains, Guaranteed!
SAVE YOUR DRESS SHIRTS
I can’t tell you how many nice, expensive dress shirts my Nervous Sweat has ruined with Pit Stains. I’ve tried every detergent out there, but the fact is none of the big brands promise to, or can, clean out those nasty, yellow, Pit Stains. There are a couple of niche products which work ok, but none that really make the stains disappear. So here is an idea for you. Don’t let Nervous Sweat give you Pit Stains in the first place. Get a DryGuyTee™ and save your dress shirts. And while you’re at it, reduce your dry cleaning bill.
ALUMINUM IN ANTI-PERSPIRANT
Ever wonder why your Pit Stains are yellow, or even neon green? No kidding, we’ve seen it happen. The ‘yellowing’ is a side effect of your body’s sweat mixing with the aluminum in the antiperspirant. This is especially true with Nervous Sweat. Aluminum is not a natural substance in your body and while the FDA has not found any conclusive links between antiperspirants and Alzheimer’s or Breast Cancer, there are a lot of people, including doctors, who warn against using too much aluminum. There are also lots of horror stories of people having allergic reactions to aluminum including rashes, inflammation, and swelling.
Adding insult to injury, the FDA standard for antiperspirant claiming to give you “all day protection” is reduce your sweating by just 20%. Wow, Pit Stains 20% smaller, but now they practically glow in the dark! Nice.
SURGERY! DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON’T TELL US YOU’RE CONSIDERING SURGERY!
One of the fastest growing trends in plastic surgery is Botox injections into your armpits. While it is true that the poison in Botox will clog your sweat glands, the cost is outrageous and the effects wear off as your body heals itself and the Botox dissipates.
I’m sure you’re as shocked about this as we were the first time we heard it, but it gets even crazier. Now there are doctors performing surgeries to ‘tie your sweat-tube’ so to speak, destroy them with high intensity lasers, or remove the sweat glands altogether. No joke!
We know that Public Speaking, even at Toastmasters, is stressful and Nervous Sweat and Pit Stains are embarrasing, but we beg you to at least try DryGuyTee™ undershirts before you take such extreme actions. In fact, we hate the idea of someone having these procedures so much that we’ll send you a free DryGuyTee™ before you have these procedures. Just send us a copy of the consultation paperwork the surgeon gave you about the procedures and we’ll send you a DryGuyTee™ on the house.
